Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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