I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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