My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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