Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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