didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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