If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You can't just leave with hair like that
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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