so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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