Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(229): View more from Georgia

whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says

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(269): View more from Michigan

Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"

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(801): View more from Utah

Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas

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(513): View more from Ohio

So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.

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19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts
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(229): View more from Georgia

He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.

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(360): View more from Washington

Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.

(253): View more from Washington

you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?

(868): View more from Trinidad and Tobago-Carib

A bag of dicks

(+44): View more from United Kingdom

That's dating life

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