ADVERTISEMENT

• (310): View more from California

  i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.

  Fav 4 938 2402

  share tweet
  

• (916): View more from California

  If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes

  Fav 14 1157 3550

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...

  Fav 3 2442 1161

  share tweet
  

• (305): View more from Florida

  does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?

  Fav 10 1983 3372

  share tweet
  
• 

  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (818): View more from California

  You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.

  Fav 4 1511 1399

  share tweet
  

• (513): View more from Ohio

  Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.

  Fav 3 1105 1993

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (937): View more from Ohio

  do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good

  Fav 2 1688 887

  share tweet
  

• (740): View more from Ohio

  The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica

  Fav 4 1426 622

  share tweet
  

• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.

  Fav 2 864 586

  share tweet
  
• 

  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (513): View more from Ohio

  he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.

  Fav 2 557 484

  share tweet
  

• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

  Fav 4 669 349

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (540): View more from Virginia

  Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy

  Fav 0 393 214

  share tweet
  

• (813): View more from Florida

  Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.

  Fav 0 47 32

  share tweet
  

• (775): View more from Nevada

  yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.

  Fav 0 37 9

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (925): View more from California

  Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!

  Fav 0 18 24

  share tweet
  

Randomize