I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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