like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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