I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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