weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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