i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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