brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Randomize
