i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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