what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Woke up backwards on a recliner
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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