ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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