Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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