You just made me feel so damn special
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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