There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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