are you so shy because you have an std?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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