My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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