I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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