Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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