i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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