Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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