What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Randomize