I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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