Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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