All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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