): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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