i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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