They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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