Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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