we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
