they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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