ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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