I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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