only if we run a train.
done.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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