When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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