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  do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.

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  If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?

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  I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom

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  your the Dr. Phil in my life

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  Today is an unchanging day

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting

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• (925): View more from California

  My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?

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