I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.