Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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