doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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