I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
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I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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