I love black thongs
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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