Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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