Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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