your room smells of hookers.
And success
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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