Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
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the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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