Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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