Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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