What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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