Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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