HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
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is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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