i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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